tender loins

I Don’t Think So Tim.

what could I possibly say about this?  truly wonderful.

Made this for Jeff Mannix.  Who should be moving to Chicago soon.  Which is going to be totally tits.  If Jeff ever gets his own show, I would definitely play the part of Jeff.

Just ate a Seared Ahi Tuna sandwich at a bar while watching Alien: Resurrection.  Warning: Watching aliens explode from rib cages while eating a rare slab of meat gives a stomach the “bubbly oh-nos.”

So now, I shall fight back the churning and burning to edit a video about a lady putting on a wedding dress.  Bit of a visual palette cleanser.  Weddings are like antacids for your eyeballs. 

Plop plop! Fizz Fizz! 

I first saw this when I was still living the dream in Lamoni, IA.  This is one of the best music videos ever. I don’t give a fuck holmes.  

Hopefully new site/uploads/big butts in a coupla weeks, ya’ll.  Cuz I know the masses are begging.  For loins, tendered.  

The Wandering Bears

Beautiful people making beautiful music.  Thanks everybody.  See you later on down the trail.

Oh yeah.

I got older the other day too.  But I feel pretty young these days, because lots of my free time is spent with a 15 year old cat named Daniel.  He has a pretty rough time.  I count my blessings. 
 

Road Sodas

Yeah yeah yeah.  I know, I know.  But still.  Warm road sodas on a longer than necessary road trip.  Man, it’s fucking hard to get out of Chicago.  It’s like there’s a tractor beam, sucking your Nissan’s rear bumper, refusing to let you break free.  Suburb booby traps that extend forever.  We finally made it though. 

To be fair the driver only had one. 

Get a job, sir.

So I realize that my hair is fucked up.  Time to go see Joe on Fullerton.  He even shaves the back of your neck with a straight razor and old-timey smelling lather.  I bet if I could grow a beard, he’d shave that too.  Anyway, it’s getting time to choose between a summer “gimme some mo-” hawk, or the biznass professional.  We’ll find out soon which will be appropriate. 

Also an old bike ride.

Okay.  SO this is some grab-ass from last fall/winter.  We were going to make a tour video, but then we really didn’t go on much of a tour.  And we forgot to film ourselves playing.  The end result is two tapes worth of these dudes in a car. 

I’m not saying this is the “best of” whats on those tapes, but there’s a few gems.  After taking out all the body parts, and some of the really inappropriate conversations, there’s not a whole lot left.  Bottom line is, if you don’t already think we are two of the funniest dudes on the planet, this video just might not be for you. 

I think it’s hilarious. 

So if you’re bored, watch and listen.  SCHEUSCH in a car.  This band will kick your ass, then buy you a beer, then make out with your girlfriend/boyfriend, then take all of you out to Perkins.  Years later, you’ll be telling your grandchildren about it over and over again.